Now try it with a little bit of thowup in your mouth. There, that's more like it. Where can I find light bulbs, sausage, barbie dolls, and a crow bar at 4 in the morning when my butt hole is aching for some happy time?

Formula is as follows...

s=relative Sobriety coefficient
h= Hot carls with whiskey chaser
i= Inconvenient carcass mess disposal fee
t= Truth distibution

 s/friday+h(coupled*seran wrap over mouth+easy)x(3+i)t23
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    very time consuming>+<missing other stuff

Workshops

• Anal Nitrates
• The Tao of Poo: Mind over Fecal Matter
• Power Tools and Their X-Rated Attachments
• Calculating Trajectories for Spewing
• List Rejection: YES - You should take it personally
• Property Damage: This is why we can't have nice things.
• Friends of George W.

Film Screenings

• Passenger 57
• Breakfast at Tiffany's